GQ / FEBRUARY 2010 ISSUE : JOHNNY DEPP
The sheer pleasure of it. Shirtless? Never shy about that. Tattoos. The days of an arm that read Winona Forever, replaced forever with wino. Not to mention the countless other eye candy.
Being a stylist, I can’t argue that EDWARD SISSORHANDS, was a stroke of genius. Just think how fast I could be with that get up. People would zip through so fast I could eat a decent lunch. (never happens in reel life) / knee slap. Now, SWEENY TODD : THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET, goes to my days of when I was a barber on the East Side of Chicago. But you didn’t hear that from me.
Brings me to my favorite reel men stories of, DONNIE BRASCO, PUBLIC ENEMIES. My grandmother dated Frankie Capone, Al’s nephew. Think of the colorful history I could have had … Sorry, Poppa. Gram’s father, Irish, put the kibosh on that. He couldn’t blame it on that he didn’t like Italians, Gram’s mother, Italian.
Even more sublime and theatrical, WHAT’S EATING GILBERT GRAPE, BENNY AND JOON, ED WOOD, SLEEPY HOLLOW, FINDING NEVERLAND, CORPSE BRIDE, CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, ALICE AND WONDERLAND.
Just sexy, BLOW, ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO.
Ultimate sexy, Captain Jack Sparrow, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN:THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL; DEAD MAN’S CHEST; AT WORLD’S END. Saw this for the first time on a cruise ship – Guess which cruise line?
Can’t deny the draw when they stick in a writer, or a rare book dealer, THE NINTH GATE, SECRET WINDOW.
Ultimate favorite, CHOCOLAT. Have seen it enough to recite it. Want to live in the Chocolaterie . Secret indulgence in the night. Makes me feel very French.
Do I have a crazy fascination? Kinda like posters all over the wall?
All his idiosyncracies, Private Island, crazy death stories, only make me want more. I’ve always loved a Johnny …












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